Thursday, 30 July 2009

Coast to Coast Day 1

Here is the route we took on Day One. We skirted around Wast Water instead of heading over Burnmoor Tarn which would have been the preferred route had the weather not set in.

Summary

St Bees Head to Eskdale YHA.

Route Distance: 60.2km Estimated Time:6:04
Total Ascent: 1434 m Total Descent: 1348 m

Elevation Profile

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Route Map
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Route Description


St Bees
Team Rear plus Special Guests met up at the cafe at St Bees somewhere around 11:30am and after a coffee and handshakes we rode down to the beach for a quick photo shoot. The Wizard decided to get his first stack of the ride out of the way early as he cruised down the metal staircase which happened to terminate in a myriad of pebbles (even I was a bit suspicious of the landing). In the blink of an eye Chris' front wheel had disappeared and he was ejected at pace onto the beach, scuffing his knees up a bit in the process, after a round of applause from the crowd we lined up on the windswept beach in patchy sunshine as Alan (KT's dad) kindly grabbed a few team photographs.

Cleggy drove the van to the isolated car park at Bowness Knott, on the shores of Ennerdale Water where we would meet him a couple of hours later. The main group consisting of The Wizard, KT, Wiggo and myself began the country-lane climb up from the coast and inland towards Cleator Moor.

We somewhat fortuitously chanced upon the disused railway at Moor Row after crossing the busy A595 and headed North / North East as the track takes you peacefully over Cleator Moor, through Frizington, onto Rowrah before finally turning right at Kirkland and heading South to Ennerdale Bridge. This is our first departure from most coast-to-coast rides, which tend to head out towards Grassmere or further north. I deliberated ong and hard about doing the conventional route this time, but decided that the Grassmere crossing would be more like hard work than fun. I hadn't voiced this to the lads but instead insisted that the route we'd take would be emminantly more satisfying and give us a better understanding of Lakeland geography. Infact I didn't even mention that, it was bit 'my way or the highway'. As a unit we love riding in the Lakes and therefore we (I'm to blame) threw in a few extra bits so as to make the most of the bridleways in this spectacular corner of the world. The dismantled railway has plenty of viewing seats for weary walkers to sit and enjoy the panoramic views of the Western Fells. It winds towards Banna Fell which is a good landmark to head for on the horizon from St Bees. By now the shimmering waters of Ennerdale were coming into view, guarded on it's northern and southern flanks by Loweswater and Ennerdale Fells respectively. It was with a sense of anticipation that we freewheeled down the tiny country lane from Ennerdale Bridge, around Bowness Knott and to the quiet car park where Cleggy was just having a mid-afternoon siesta in the Mystery Machine.

Ennerdale and Black Sail Pass
The bridleway through Ennerdale Forest and along the feeder beck really is a joy on a good day, however today was rapidly turning out to be not such a good day. As Cleggy jumped on his bike and I jumped into the van (haha!) the weather began to take a turn for the worse, just as we were to start an assault on one of the bigger hills on our route. I dumped the van at Eskdale YHA after taking a few snaps of Wast Water (stunning). By now it was raining hard even for the Lake District. I could tell this because even the sheep were taking shelter! I felt a bit sorry for the rest of the team as they wouldn't get to enjoy the Ennerdale bridleway as it winds its way deeper into the mountains with seemingly no way out, and because they'd have to carry their bikes up Black Sail Pass and then take on a very slippery descent down into Wasdale at the otherside. Ouch.

Tongue Moor Bog Snorkelling
For some stupid reason I'd convinced myself it was a good idea to ride from Eskdale YHA, above Whillian Beck and down into the valley below in which nestles the welcoming Wasdale Head Inn. This didn't seem such a great idea at 17:05 and with the rain coming down in installments. However, I'd instructed the boys to wait at the Inn no matter what until I arrived so I had to get there for them. I wasted no time in jogging up the climb and for some unknown reason decided to crack on over Tongue Moor. I was getting a bit concerned at this point as the weather really was closing in bringing with it an early darkness and treacherous underfoot conditions, I asked a lone shepherd if he'd seen three lads on bikes, he said with a grimmace 'not seen no one up 'ere lad' before adding that he'd rather be 'in't pub', I ruefully concurred. Soon I dropped down to Burnmoor Tarn and skirted it's western flank which was a big mistake as there is no discernible path (at least not in those conditions). I traipsed through two kilometers of bog-land, with my legs sometimes disappearing up to my hips in peat bog. It was pretty miserable to be honest especially as I was conscious that the lads were relying on me to meet them at the Inn in good enough time to get them back over Eskdale Fell and home before dark. Finally I picked up a track and hooned it down past Maiden Castle/cairn. The track was fast and slippery at the top but the Yeti ate it all up. Towards the mid-section of the decent the track turned into a stream with rocky and rooty sections. Fortunately I nailed most of it but did have one off as the wheels completely lost grip on something sharp nasty and wet, no damage done.

Wasdale Head
At last I hit the bottom of the valley feeling like I'd just returned from a tour in Hellmand Province. After taking a couple of wrong turns up the river the Wasdale Head Inn came into view, result! I cranked my way to the Inn and wandered inside much to the bemusement of the staff, inn-mates and ramblers. The boys were enjoying a cheeky half in the bar area (Ritsons Bar). We shared tales of bedragglement and spending more time off the bike than on it (I think all of us had had at least one crash on the descent - Wiggo smashing his gear shifter in the process) before discussing our route options. I recommended that we should avoid going the short-way home via Eskdale fell simply because the weather and under-foot conditions were so miserable. To be sure of getting home we should take the longer road route. It irked both myself and the boys to not do the offroad option, it felt like cheating, Jon would not be happy, but I'm convinced we did the right thing. Team Rear pedalled the extra 10kms home around Wastwater and Miterdale and up Eskdale on the country lanes. It was absolutely chucking it down and with darkness rapidly descending we finally arrived at Eskdale YHA where were more than happy to lock up our bikes and get out of our wet clothes.

Eskdale YHA and Surrounds
We took turns to shower and then re-acquainted ourselves with the peculiarly YHA routine of having to make your own beds up using a protective sheet system that could confuse Harry Houdini on a good day.

Wiggo treated us to some of the finest Italian cooking to have ever graced the hostel, we wolfed it down and washed up by which time it had gone 11pm. It was high time for a well earned beverage which we quaffed at an unknown local pub (not the Woolpack, it was shut). It had a large collection of stuffed animals on the wall and a small collection of middle-aged Scandinavian ladies in the bar - all of whom had clearly imbibed too many mind altering substances in their youth. Radio. The pub served a lovely pint of Loweswater Gold quite apt given we'd just ridden past the fell bearing the same name.

I slept in a bunk just below Cleggy and took great delight in using his bunk as a weights machine. After bench pressing him to sleep I got bored and nodded off. Let's hope tomorrow brings us some better weather ...

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Full screen it up in HD mode to get the best show ...

Final Preparations

It's the night before the morning after and Team Rear are putting the final touches on the preparations. In the immortal words of Peter Kay: "Booked it, packed up, f*$£"d off"


Booked it ...
Accommodation:
  1. Eskdale YHA
  2. Ambleside YHA
  3. Kirkby YHA
  4. The Golden Lion, Osmotherley
  5. TBA Whitby
We've gone Youth Hostel crazy for a few reasons, the first being that they are cheap, but at £20 per night plus a £3 non-membership fine it's a lot more than five years ago (I reckon about £13 a night).

Secondly, The Lakes has become a vicitm of it's own success and thanks to the National Press and popular BBC walk-u-mentaries there's never anywhere to stay during the summer as hordes of folk leg it up the M6 to find 'solitude' along with the other three million people who have the same idea. This means that hotels and B&Bs adopt a policy of making you book a minimum of two nights stay on a weekend, nae good if you're trying to do a coast-to-coast!

Thirdly we had a couple of interesting encounters last time we stayed at the above three YHAs.
  • Eskdale was run by a member of the Hitler Youth but Wiggo thoroughly out-foxed his early-to-bed for the guests system and left him a shadow of a man.
  • Ambleside is just Ambleside, right on the shores of lake Windermere - happy memories from our teenage years (except when our boat sank whilst tied to the jetty there).
  • Kirkby Stephen YHA is right in the middle of the town and is actually and old church. We accidentally found ourselves involved a lock-in incident that resulted in a bleary-eyed start to the following day. After watching us haul our sorry backsides around the hostel kitchen and poke at our conrnflakes for a couple of hours our hostess described us as 'the most reluctant to set off bunch of lads I've ever seen'. A proud moment!

Packed up ...

Bikes:
  • As luck would have it I've got a choice of bikes for this trip ... will it be the comfy ladies-saddle'd Santa Cruz Blur LT or perhaps the antipodean imported Yeti 575. The Yeti is lighter spec'd and could do with a run out but the seat is a bit harsh compared to the plush -on-the-tush Blur. We shall see.
  • Cleggy has decided to completely rebuild his bike, a 1997 StumpJumper with more home-made modifications than you can shake a stick at, including parts off a wetsuit and hand-crafted brake disk mounts made from the brake levers of a Raleigh Lizard. Genius.
  • The Wizard's bike will be fine, he bought it off a mate of ours (Lawro) whose bikes were so well looked after that they never need servicing again.
  • KT is an unknown quantity, although his common-sense approach to life inspires confidence that he'll be reet.
  • Wiggo could turn up with any set-up, I can't even remember which bike he's riding at the moment, so long as it's bomb-proof, not at all girly and ride able by a small child he's happy!
  • Jon will be listening carefully for any squeaks or grinding noises emanating from his steed and if he detects them will only mention them once some integral part drops off the bike. Last time we did this ride JP rode into the sea at St Bees Head and then didn't even get off the beach before his bottom-bracket (or was it his rear hub) started making quacking noises before completely collapsing forcing a 2 hour search for a bike shop.


Funked Off ...

Transport
Cleggy has been hard at it, kitting out his Scooby-Doo style mystery machine with a two-seater sofa, fridge, HD TV and jacuzzi and a lovely wood burning stove should it get a bit chilly. Well, OK, we do have a sofa and room for four or five bikes so that'll do.


Shopping

Food for breakfast, packed lunches and evening meals for 3 or 4 days.
Lots of Tracker bars and flapjack for energy snacks.
Camera batteries
Dermatallogically tested anti-chafe medication (erm, talcum powder).

Maps
Ordinance Survey map list:
OL4, OL5, OL6, OL7[LAKE DISTRICT]
OL19, OL30[YORKSHIRE DALES]
OL26, OL27[NORTH YORK MOORS]





The Route

Here's the intended route:

Day 1: St Bees Head to Eskdale (52.8km)
Day 2: Eskdale to Ambleside (33.9km)
Day 3: Ambleside to Kirkby Stephen (75.8km)
Day 4: Kirkby Stephen to Osmotherley (92.9km)
Day 5: Osmotherley to Robin Hoods Bay (97.9km)

(From memory)
Day 1 is fairly easy and involves just one decent climb out of Ennerdale, it's a carry.

Day 2 is a bit more brutal as you travel through South West Lakeland. There's an amble through Dunnerdale (easy to get lost in here I recall) and a cracking descent to Seathwaite if you hook into the right path. From Seathwaite it's the stinker of a climb up Walna Scar road. Last time we rode this it was absolutely belting it down.

Day 3 we start to crank up the miles, hauling up Kirkstone Pass, down to Patterdale, along 'The Ullswater Single Track' then again up and out of the Lakes via Moor Divoc. We skirt just north of the Howgill Fells, plunder a couple of tea shops before easing into Kirkby Stephen.

Day 4 begins with a rude awakening up to the top of Nine Sisters but the reward is a thoroughly enjoyable coast down through the beautiful Swaledale. We pick up a country lane and bomb through Reeth, a breather in Richmond then finally on to Osmotherley.

Day 5 is an amble through the North Yorkshire Moors as all eyes are on the eastern horizon to catch the first glimpse of the North Sea. It's down into Robin Hoods Bay for a swim before cruising up to Whitby for a well earned pint, get in!


I'll be attempting to flesh out the details of each day providing maps, pictures and the odd observation as Team Rear banter their way along the route.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Preparation Begins

About This Blog
Team Rear take on the infamous English Coast-to-Coast bike ride. We begin riding on Friday 31st July and finish on Tuesday 4th August 2009. In five days we'll ride a shade over 210 miles and climb 8500m - roughly the height of Everest through the best scenery England has to offer. Our route follows Alfred Wainwrights walking route where permissable and practical on bike. We deviate only to hook into the best riding we can.

We've completed this fantastic ride once before but blog technology wasn't invented in Lancashire until 2009 so I ended up with a big mural on my bedroom wall instead. We were happy then because we were poor.


In an unprecedented turn of events all four members of Team Rear will be present if not very correct, so here's a run down of the chosen few:

Cast List
James 'Cartilage' Clegg - a freak of nature able to ride with the stamina of ten men thanks to some unique adaptations to both body and bicycle.
Jon 'The Rear' Pearson - the 2004 World Puncture Champion is back with a vengence, looking to make this years crossing as difficult as is humanly possible.
Lee 'Wiggo' Wiggins - mild mannered business man by day, freelance dog wrestler by night. Wiggo's only preparation for this challenge is to order a tanker full of Guiness for the trip.
Adam 'Extra Loop' Lewis - not to be trusted with a map under any circumstances.

With special guest appearances from:
Chris 'The Wizard' Wilson - swapping football boots for fireroads The Wizard will be putting himself through considerable discomfort over the next few days as he'll be missing Man United's crucial 4 match warm up tour of hot countries with large populations.
Kieran 'Toddmeister' Todd - with three decades of intense training in some of the finest curry houses in the UK, Toddy is salavating at the prospect of being able to burn off almost as many calories as he'd normally imbibe in ten minutes at the mighty Raj Douf in Hitchin Town.

Van Driver Needed
That's the star-studded line up, we're still looking for a van driver for the trip -volunteers welcome, no experience/license necessary. If you're unemployed, independently wealthy or just an Aussie who's given up watching cricket for the summer, then we'd be pleased to have you on board.

Getting Organised
Below is an excerpt from an email with instructions of what to bring (apart from the bleeding obvious) and which bits of your bike to make sure aren't going to fall off immediately. I sent it to everyone just to make Jon feel that he wasn't the sole intended recipient!
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*Bikes:*
Ensure you're bike is in very good working order, over five days it will get found out
*Pre-ride:*
  • brake pads - if in doubt fetch a spare set
  • gear cables - not frayed and outer cables aren't about to burst out of their housing
  • tyres - if they are looking worn then put a new one on otherwise it will be puncture o'clock
  • bottom bracket - if there's excessive play then get a new one fitted before the ride, if this goes then it's game over
*On-ride:*
  • We'll need two tool kits - I'll fetch mine, we need one other set of:
  • Puncture repair stuff + pump for both valve types, chain tool, allen keys, chain oil, adjustable spanner, tie wraps, philipps screwdriver
  • 2x spare inner tubes each
  • water supply (Wiggo for 'water' read 'Guiness')

*Clothes:*
  • Waterproof riding jacket
  • padded shorts if you wish
  • dry clothes for the evening
You can generally wear the same riding clothes each day if you wash and dry them over night. This is the lightest way to travel without humming too much!

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Moving On
Over the next few days I'll finalise logistical arrangements and accomodation and explain a bit about the route and so on. I hope to document the ride as best as I can providing an informative-photo-journal-come-humorous-anecdote type work of art delivered via the internet. They really should come up with a modern phrase for this sort of thing.

Yours truely, Extras.